im gonna let you in on a little secret….i have no nipples
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”
My entire educational experience summed up in one sentence.
My entire life summed up in one sentence.
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The luck of the Irish: A concept created by Americans who have never read a history book.
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IRELAND THINK THEY’RE SO FUCKING FORWARD “OOH LOOK AT US WE WERE THE FIRST COUNTRY TO ENFORCE A SMOKING BAN AREN’T WE SO INNOVATIVE OH WAIT NO SORRY WE STILL REFUSE TO GIVE WOMEN THE RIGHT TO MAKE DECISIONS ABOUT THEIR OWN BODIES EVEN IN LIFE OR DEATH CIRCUMSTANCES WE’RE FUCKING IDIOTS”
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Hi Sebastian has this phobia i guess you would call it of eating alone, he won’t eat unless someone is in the same room eating as him, i dont know why and we’ve taken him to the vet to see if it’s a stomach problem on why he wasn’t eating until we started to notice a pattern, only when you’re in the room eating will he start to chow down on his food. So we put his bowl on his side of the table and he eats Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner with us. He’ll wait till you’re seated and eating to start on his meal, it’s really sweet, though we still have no idea why he does it.
WHAT THATS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG
can i have this cat??? ill be fine with living alone with just him! omfg maybe he was an old gent in a past life omfg i want so bad
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I KIND OF JUST REALIZED THAT JESSIE FROM TEAM ROCKET FORMS A FUCKING R WITH HER HAIR AND BODY
WHY DID IT TAKE ME OVER 10 YEARS TO REALIZE THIS
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The 13 Creepiest Things a Child Has Ever Said to It’s Parents
The 3rd one. Omg
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anyone else ever be taking a selfie on front camera and feel pretty satisfied with the situation until u press capture and it flips around to the way the world actually sees what u look like and
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